'Allo 'Allo!1982

Herr Flick:
Ten minutes is up. You may now come out of the corner. [Helga turns away from the wall and approaches the desk] Let that be a lesson to you. Never AGAIN will you burn my my toast.

Private Helga Geerhart:
Yes Herr Flick. May I sit.

Herr Flick:
Yes. [Helga sits] You may continue with your tea. I have kept your egg warm under the cozy. [Removes the cozy] .

Private Helga Geerhart:
You have a very kind streak in your nature.

Herr Flick:
I nearly failed my Gestapo exams because of it.

Private Helga Geerhart:
[Tapping her egg, which does not break] This has a very strong shell.

Herr Flick:
Hit it HARD with your spoon. They always break in the end.

Private Helga Geerhart:
You're looking pensive, Herr Flick.

Herr Flick:
I'm trying to decide what to do with you tonight.

Private Helga Geerhart:
I see.

Private Helga Geerhart:
I might take you to the movies.

Private Helga Geerhart:
What is showing?

Herr Flick:
Anything we like. [Helga looks disappointed] Or we could stay here and amuse ourselves. I have a box of sharp needles somewhere. [Helga looks horrified. Flick ducks down behind the desk] Ah. Here they are.

Private Helga Geerhart:
What have you in mind, Herr Flick?

Herr Flick:
I have an excellent gramophone, and many records of Hitler's speeches. They QUITE amusing.

Private Helga Geerhart:
Hitler's speeches quite amusing?

Herr Flick:
Played at double speed... He sounds like Donald Duck.