10 Items or Less2006

Leslie:
[whining and groveling] Please, don't take her. I beg you. Please Dale, don't take the hot chic from our store. Good looking guys have been taking stuff from me my whole life. Just like Brian McGuire took Susan Bolan away. I was just about to stick my hand in her training bra, and in walks Brian. All handsome and jock-like, and takes her off. Handsome guys get everything. I mean, you get the best jobs, the best cars, and the best people. You get waiting on first, you get bumped to first class. Oh you don't have enough miles? That's okay, we'll put you in "business". All you gotta do is watch E! Entertainment. There's all the good looking people frolicking around and having a great time.