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Leslie:
Let me ask you something, okay? I want to know what it is you don't find attractive about me. And listen, don't hold your tongue, don't hold anything back. We're friends.

Yolanda:
You're not going to hold it against me?

Leslie:
No. I need to learn from what's going on. Do you mind if I write it down?

Yolanda:
Go ahead.

Leslie:
Okay good. Alright, here we go.

Yolanda:
Alright, uh, the nose is kinda bulbous.

Leslie:
Wow. Okay, that's informative.

Yolanda:
The eyes are the kind of sunken-in and they're kinda droopy. And you got those lips, one's smaller than the other, the top one looks really skinny, and the bottom one looks kinda bloated.

Leslie:
Okay, thank you...

Yolanda:
You're short too, for a man.

Leslie:
I'm 5'11".

Yolanda:
Well, you know, I like bigger men.

Leslie:
This isn't about you, this is about me!

Yolanda:
You're asking me what I find attractive and what I don't find attractive. Oh, we haven't even gotten to your backside.

Leslie:
You know... what? My butt? I have a nice butt.

Yolanda:
If you like pancakes for breakfast.