2 Broke Girls2011

[first lines]

Max Black:
Hi, ready to order?

Girl #1:
Do you have anything that's really special?

Max Black:
Not according to my high school guidance counselor.

Girl #2:
I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons. Don't you need to write this down?

Max Black:
I'm afraid if I start writing that down it'll turn into a suicide note. I'm assuming this table's going to have a lot more of those requests?

[All four girls at the table not their heads and agree]

Max Black:
Yes, I could tell by the hats.