2 Broke Girls2011

Caroline Channing:
I'm here! I was late so I decided to hail a cab; but then I remembered I didn't have any money one me and then I remembered I didn't have any money at all. So I walked the whole way here.

Max Black:
The apartment's three blocks away.

Caroline Channing:
Yes I know, three blocks and fifteen "Hola Chicka's" away.

Max Black:
Well you can't be late again. I'm already worried about me being late... every month.

Caroline Channing:
On my way here a homeless man asked me for money; and I told him I usually always give but that my father was indicted in a ponzi scandal and I've lost my family fortune and my Manhattan townhouse. So I've been sleeping on a couch in Brooklyn, but in spite of it all I'm still optimistic that you and I will acheive success in our exciting new cupcake business venture... and look what he gave me. [Pulls out and holding up two one dollar bills]

Max Black:
You took money from a homeless man?

Caroline Channing:
I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.

Oleg:
Pick up. Special sandwich. I can think of even more special sandwich; You, me, and the hot blonde giraffe.

Max Black:
Well she recently lost her dignity so you may have a shot.