2 Broke Girls2011

Caroline Channing:
I can't believe this is happening! Just when I saved $2! I can't die! And I certainly can't die in this ugly uniform! I mean it looks good on you!

[Caroline has a strange look on her face]

Max Black:
Are you having a heart attack?

Caroline Channing:
I'm... peeing.

Max Black:
What do you mean?

Caroline Channing:
I'm really freaked out and I'm peeing... I can't stop!

Max Black:
Just stop! Stop! Clench it!

Caroline Channing:
OK! Nope, can't!

Man:
Step out from behind the counter.

Caroline Channing:
Sorry, sir I can't.

Man:
Why?

Caroline Channing:
Um, I'm peeing?

Max Black:
Still?

[Oleg comes out of the back room with a baseball bat]

Oleg:
Out of the way, girls, I'll take down this - whoa!

[Oleg slips and falls down into Caroline's pee puddle]