30 Rock2006

Jack:
Have you ever considered becoming the celebrity face of the Republican Party?

Tracy Jordan:
What? Hell no! Black people supporting Republicans? Does hot support cold? Does rain support the Earth?

Jack:
Now, that mis-perception is precisely why the GOP needs better celebrities. And a black celebrity, such as yourself, would really make us look good. Now, do you like lower taxes?

Tracy Jordan:
If I paid taxes, I sure would.

Jack:
How about gun ownership?

Tracy Jordan:
Go on.

Jack:
States' rights?

Tracy Jordan:
I love states' rights!

Jack:
And, let none of us forget that the GOP is the party of Lincoln.

Tracy Jordan:
Lincoln was a Republican?

Dot Com:
Actually, today's Republican Party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That's not exactly small government.

Jack:
Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.

Dot Com:
I guess that's why I'm still single.