30 Rock2006

Tracy Jordan:
Ladies and gentlemen of the Cabletown board, I quit.

Jenna Maroney:
So do I.

Liz Lemon:
What the hell are you doing? [to the executives] They're replaceable. We can get David Allan Grier and Miss Piggy.

Tracy Jordan:
I'll telling you what we're doing, LL. We're finally stepping up.

Jenna Maroney:
This show is a disaster. Except for the very moving Todd Debeikes tribute. Todd, we'll miss you.

Tracy Jordan:
I know you wanna save TGS, Lemonhead, but there is no TGS to save, and you should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.

Jenna Maroney:
Children, Tracy.

Tracy Jordan:
Children? Why the hell are you still here?

Jenna Maroney:
We knew you'd never give up, so for once, let us step up and do what we do best: nothing.

Liz Lemon:
You're doing this for me?

Frank Rossitano:
We all are. I quit, Liz.

Pete Hornberger:
Me too.

Toofer:
I quit.

J.D. Lutz:
Mommy's baby quits.

Cerie:
I actually quit two years ago.

Subhas:
Subhas out. Suck it.