30 Rock2006

Kenneth Parcell:
Hey everybody! I got fired today. You won't have Kenneth Allen Parcell to kick around anymore. So I'm going to tell you people what I really think of you. No. No. For four years I have listened to you all complain about your East Coast media elite problems, your apartment renovations, and your overpriced Star Wars memorabilia.

Carol:
That doorman is hammered.

Kenneth Parcell:
I have watched you throw away better food than my family eats at Christmas. And I have loved it. You people, you are my best friends and I hope you get everything you want in life.

[drops microphone]

Jack Donaghy:
Kenneth!

Kenneth Parcell:
So kiss my face.

Carol:
That was actually really sweet.

Kenneth Parcell:
I'll see you all in heaven. Have a wonderful summer.