30 Rock2006

Liz Lemon:
Alright, I need my job back but this is not crawling, this is proud begging like those kids that dance on the subway.

Jack:
Of course you can have your job back, Lemon.

Liz Lemon:
Oh thank god! It was terrible. I went to her apartment. I don't think she has a toilet! I saw my future, Jack.

Jack:
Never go with a hippie to a second location. [hands Lemon a glass of wine]

Liz Lemon:
[sighs] I can't end up like that. I have gotta make money and save it. And I have to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into *more* money. Can you teach me how to do that?

Jack:
With my eyes closed.

Liz Lemon:
Oh good, because I want to send Rosemary $400 a month for... forever.

Jack:
You should, that woman is unemployable.

Liz Lemon:
Rosemary said that women become obsolete in this business when there's no one left that wants to see them naked.

Jack:
You make enough money, you can pay people to look at you naked.

[raises glass]

Jack:
To the future, Lemon. Oh, and by the way, GE has a problem with the dog penis sketch.

Liz Lemon:
[they both take a sip, Lemon hands her glass back to Jack] I'll change it.

[turns to leave, Jack pours the remainder of her wine into his glass]

Liz Lemon:
[off screen] Hey, what about cat penises?