30 Rock2006

Tracy Jordan:
[answering phone] Yo!

Josh Girard:
[impersonating Jack Donaghy] Tracy. It's Jack Donaghy. I hear we have a problem with Josh Girard.

Tracy Jordan:
Damn right! Keeps impersonating me! Makin' me into a caricature!

Josh Girard:
Well, I would take care of this if I could. But it's tricky. You see, Josh's father's an assassin with the Russian mafia. They call him "El Matador."

Tracy Jordan:
Whoooa. Those dudes are crazy. Forget it. I don't need any of that noise.

Josh Girard:
It happies me. To hear you say that. For being so understanding, I'm sending you our new, super-top-secret invisible motorcycle.

Tracy Jordan:
For reals?

Josh Girard:
[laughs] For realsies. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see adoctor. I keep pooping during sex.