30 Rock2006

Jack Donaghy:
I've arranged for one of Tracy's childhood idols to reach out to him.

Tracy Jordan:
Hello?

Jack Donaghy:
Tracy, this is Jack, I have someone here who wants to speak with you.

Rick:
Tracy, this is Bill Cosby...

Liz Lemon:
[whispering] Really? This is your strategy?

Jack Donaghy:
[whispering and smiling] I heard him do this at a party!

Rick:
...I want you to come back to the TGS for the people who like the jokes and the things.

Tracy Jordan:
Bill Cosby, you got a lotta nerve gettin' on the phone wit' me after what you did to my Aunt Paulette!

Rick:
I think you're confusing me with someone else.

Tracy Jordan:
1971. Cincinnati. She was a cocktail waitress with the droopy eye!

Rick:
I'm the guy... with the pudding...

Tracy Jordan:
Don't try to tell me what to do! Heathcliffe Huxtable, wit' yo' light-ass kids! Jack! Why would you make me talk to this man?

Jack Donaghy:
Tracy, wait! [ Deepens voice slightly. ] Tracy this is Billy Dee Williams, I just wanna say I love your work, it's very smooth... [Lemon groans and walks out]