30 Rock2006

Pete Hornberger:
Hey, Liz! Hey! You can't fire the other Liz unless she's in the bottom ten percent.

Liz Lemon:
Uh, you can just tell she is, by her stupid face.

Pete Hornberger:
You're a better person than this.

Liz Lemon:
Jack has given me absolute power. I am the decider.

Pete Hornberger:
Okay, you can't just do this.

Liz Lemon:
I'm not gonna just do anything. I have a plan. Step one: befriend the enemy and gather information. Then, use the information to drive her into the bottom ten percent.

Pete Hornberger:
Good lord! Your eyes - you look like that lady astronaut who tried to kidnap that other woman.

Liz Lemon:
Hey, that was a lady with a plan. Diapers, Mace, Houston to Orlando in nine hours - blam-o!