30 Rock2006

Tracy Jordan:
Hey, did you hear the good news, J.D.? I'm Irish Catholic now, like you, Regis, and the Pope.

Jack Donaghy:
Oh, ho ho, no you're not. The church already has enough lawsuits.

Tracy Jordan:
See, I can screw up now, and then just go to confession. No longer do I have to throw my parties in international waters.

Jack Donaghy:
That's not how it works, Tracy. Even though there is the whole confession thing, that's no free pass, because there is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic. Whether things are good or bad or you're simply... eating tacos in the park, there is always the crushing guilt.

Tracy Jordan:
I don't think I want that. I'm out.

[Jack turns to leave]

Jack Donaghy:
[to himself] Somehow, I feel oddly guilty about that.

[Jack crosses himself]