30 Rock2006

Jack Donaghy:
I need your help, We were having sex at The Palace, she told me she loved me.

Liz Lemon:
You did it, again?

Jack Donaghy:
Well it was quick and in the meat locker, that's ok, right?

Liz Lemon:
What is it with you men, you're like you are junkies or something. Why can't you just say no?

Jack Donaghy:
Lemon, let me explain something to you that you could have no way of knowing. Emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack, I mean their self-loathing translates into... nevermind. I've got to get out of this. What do other guys do?

Liz Lemon:
Well, one guy died, Scotty Pippen requested a transfer to Houston.

Jack Donaghy:
Jack Donaghy: Houston is too humid, what about this dying thing?

Liz Lemon:
Where is she now?

Jack Donaghy:
Chained to the radiator at her hotel room. It was her idea, she's an amazing woman.