A Bit of Fry and Laurie

A Bit of Fry and Laurie1987

British comedy duo Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie perform sketches. more »



[a chemist's counter:
Hugh strides up to confront the shop assistant]

Assistant:
Can I help you?

Hugh:
Yes please. I'd like eight packets of condoms, please.

Assistant:
Eight?

Hugh:
Eight. Four of them featherlite, three of them ribbed, [half sotto voce] the new single by Jason Donovan, [loud again] and one multi-coloured pack of Fiestas.

Assistant:
Jason Donovan?

Hugh:
That's right. Can you make sure they're all sensitol lubricated?

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