A Minute with Stan Hooper2003

Ryan Hawkins:
Everybody, I got the results. [coming into Stan's house]

Stan Hooper:
Oh, the results! H-h-how'd I do?

Ryan Hawkins:
I thought you should open the envelope yourself.

Stan Hooper:
Okay, here it goes, everybody.

Molly Hooper:
Okay. [excited]

Stan Hooper:
For mayor Griffin: one-hundred and seventy-four votes. For Stan Hooper... oh...

Molly Hooper:
You lost?

Stan Hooper:
Yeah.

Molly Hooper:
How close was it?

Stan Hooper:
It was two votes.

Molly Hooper:
You lost by two votes?

Stan Hooper:
I got two votes.

Pete Peterson:
Oh, hey! Woo! Wow! [cheering with the rest of the house full of people]

Stan Hooper:
What are you cheering for?

Pete Peterson:
You're two votes. Good for you!

Stan Hooper:
That's not good! I thought all you people were behind me! Now listen: I want to know who in this room voted for me. [every man in the room raises his hand] DAAAHHH! You're lyin'! Now I know I voted for myself, that's one. That means only one other person voted for me. I'm gonna ask you again: who voted for me? [every man in the room again raises their hands] You're liars! You're all liars! And stop eating! Don't eat my food anymore!