A Perfect State1997

Deidre:
How can we promote this place as a Monaco-style tax haven when we have government ministers driving around in crapped-out Allegros?

Winston:
Deidre, I am Head of State: a man of consequence, dignity and a seven handicap. I do not deal with motoring or littering offences.

Deidre:
So who does then?

Winston:
Try the Minister of Justice.

Deidre:
It's her damn car.

Winston:
Then try the new chief of police.

Deidre:
Well, Johnny says he's a communist and he doesn't believe in property.

Winston:
Deidre, why don't you form a vigilante group and anyone you don't like you can hang from the lamppost.

Deidre:
You might have a very good idea there, Winston. Thank you very much.

Winston:
[sighs] Never use irony on a fascist.