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[ALF is trying to be a professional shrink and he's annoying Kate and Willie]

ALF:
Speaking of aggravation, we've got to do something about Brian.

Kate:
What's wrong with Brian?

ALF:
He's been experiencing some negative stroking from Kate lately.

Kate:
[in a sudden burst of anger] All right. That's it.

Willie:
Calm down.

ALF:
Stop ventilating.

Kate:
I am not ventilating. I am talking. [to Willie] And I resent the implication that I'm having a negative effect on my son's outlook. Oh I give up. I give up.

ALF:
You're letting out your emotions. Good. Now we can make some real progress.

Willie:
And you are spouting out a lot of psychological clich?s you don't even understand.

ALF:
Why so hostile, Willie? I'm okay. You're okay.

Willie:
This must stop.

ALF:
That's right. A good scream. Let it fly.

Willie:
You cannot keep aggravating people like this.

ALF:
Why do you hate your mother?