ALF1986

Willie:
You can't vote, ALF , you're not a citizen.

ALF:
I'll apply for a green card.

Willie:
That's only if you want a job.

ALF:
Pass.

[pause] I know, I'll marry Lynn. Become a citizen, vote, then drop her of like a hot potato.

Willie:
ALF...

ALF:
Sure it will be hard on her first. She'll cry, drink a little too much. Join with a bongo player named Waquine.

Willie:
ALF.

ALF:
You'd like Waquine, he doesn't like beets.

Willie:
Neither you or Waquine may marry my daughter and you may not vote.

ALF:
Fine. I have not voice in government, Waquine will get deported, and they'll make him eat beets.

Willie:
How many cups of coffee have you had?

ALF:
Forty. Why?