ALF1986

[on a camping trip]

Willie:
One more word out of you, and you're not eating with us.

ALF:
Right. Let the alien starve.

Willie:
I think the alien could skip a meal. It might be a new experience for you!

[pause]

Willie:
How would you like your hamburger?

ALF:
Medium rare. Hold the lightning.

Willie:
How would you like to be 50% hair?

ALF:
You know, you're a different person when you're on vacation.

Willie:
I'm just trying to make this vacation fun.

ALF:
How, by drowning us?

Willie:
By trying to keep a positive attitude! You might do that yourself... INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME!

Kate:
[annoyed] Guys, please.

ALF:
Well, not everyone enjoys spending their vacation in a rainforest!

Willie:
We're in this rainforest because of you!

ALF:
I vote we go home.

Willie:
You're not voting in this.

ALF:
Call the newspapers! Democracy is dead!