Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
Right. Now, Bubble. I want a list of every PR company, every record company in this country. I want a copy of "Who's Who" and the latest edition of "Hello!" magazine. Let's get "celebritied"-up!... Come on! Bubble, I want four huge video screens down either side of the catwalk. I want to flash-up pictures of sad, but beautiful children, happy gay couples, slogans like "World Health", "No Pollution", "Fashion Cares", all right, darling? And print up thousands of new invitations on green, totally recycled paper, and cab them around to everybody. Now, now! Now, darling. Now, sweetie! Now, now!... Okay, get on to Princess Anne's people and tell them that everybody there will be mentally ill. Tell her we'll sponsor her to wear a designer dress, okay? And make sure she realizes that if she doesn't, those little children won't get anything... Bubble, press release: "Free Champagne Reception". Get on to Mo?t et Chandon, and tell them it's for charity! Get on to Joan Collins, and tell her it's free champagne! Oh, listen, look, darling. I don't want to wear this, sweetie. I want to look completely happening and unbiased. I want to... No, sweetie, just get me something from every collection. Alright, darling, come on! Come on! Leave that, darling, leave that.