Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
Right. Now, Bubble, did all the models turn up?

Bubble:
Yeah, every single one.

Eddie:
Good, good, thank God.

Bubble:
Except one.

Eddie:
Except one? You're not going to tell me it's Yasmin Le Bon, darling?

Bubble:
No.

Eddie:
Thank God!

Bubble:
Oh, no, sorry, yes. Yasmin Le Bon is ill.

Eddie:
Oh, my buggery bollocks. Why the bloody hell didn't you tell me earlier?

Bubble:
Well, her husband's just phoned, and said "Simon Le Bon", which I thought was really amusing.

Eddie:
Amusing, darling?

Bubble:
Yeah. Very modern of him to have taken his wife's name.

Eddie:
Oh, Bubble, sweety...

Bubble:
I phoned around, and I think I may have found a replacement.

Eddie:
Good. Who? Who?

Bubble:
Betty Boo.

Eddie:
Sh*t!