Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
Now, come on, come on, come on. How's the celebrity and V.I.P. list looking?

Bubble:
Good, I think. But you know me, I don't know anybody.

Eddie:
Now, come on, darling. Come on, darling! Just tell me about Joan Collins, Stephanie Powers, Paloma Picasso, Charlotte Rampling, Catherine Deneuve. Give me some names, darling.

Bubble:
So far?

Eddie:
So far.

Bubble:
So far Sinnita and Anne Robinson definite. We're still chasing Anneke Rice. Gave up on Norma Major.

Eddie:
Now, just get me my phone book now, would you, darling? Get me my phone book. I mean Princess Di has...

Bubble:
Anne.

Eddie:
...to have somebody to sit next to. You don't get Princess Di to a major...

Bubble:
Anne.

Eddie:
...fashion event.

Bubble:
Anne. Princess Anne.

Eddie:
As well as, is it, darling?

Bubble:
Instead of. Only. Oh, possibly with daughter.

Eddie:
Why, why?

Bubble:
Well, there was a bit of a mix-up. I didn't make the call, but she's very game and a really nice person.

Eddie:
Oh, I wouldn't care if she was Mother bloody Teresa, darling! It doesn't matter for our purposes! What we need is a Princess with a press following and a designer dress on her back!

Patsy:
Not someone who looks like she runs up her own.

Bubble:
Well, her people were a bit cagey about which designer she favoured.

Patsy:
The only label she wears is "Drip Dry".