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Wendy Ward:
Adam, do you know what I used to do?

Adam Rafkin:
You were a prostitute.

Wendy Ward:
Adam, do you know what a two-fingered Mexican oil job is?

Adam Rafkin:
No.

Wendy Ward:
I do. Do you know what a double-knobbed rubber-bottom sex-basket is?

Adam Rafkin:
No.

Wendy Ward:
I own one, Adam. Adam, have you ever had a Dominican face-hat?

Adam Rafkin:
No.

Wendy Ward:
Of course you haven't. Cause I'm one of only six people in the world who knows how to do it, and Adam, when you get to page 80 I will do it *to you*.