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Holden Van Dorn:
Mr. Scrotum.

Peter Dragon:
Scroad.

Holden Van Dorn:
Scrote, it is an honor to meet you. I want you to know that your movie 'Bone Field' changed my life, man. And I've been waiting 15 years for your next movie, where've ya been, man?

Titus Scroad:
I've been to hell and back, son. For the past 12 years I've been on a downward spiral of drug and alcohol addiction that didn't stop untill I found myself in Mexico, making mad passionate love with Glen Close.

Peter Dragon:
Hey, that doesn't sound too bad there, partner.

Titus Scroad:
Well, yeah, but unfortunately it was a Mr. Glen Close, who was an antique refinisher in Orange County.