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Manny Sanchez:
[Peter parks his car in the Employee of the Month parking space] Hi, I'm Manny Sanchez, from the commissary, and I'm the Employee of the Month.

Peter Dragon:
Well that's fantastic, Manny. What is that, some kind of award for not peeing in the cob salads?

Manny Sanchez:
I never pee in the cob salads.

Peter Dragon:
Really? That's too bad, because if I was you, I would have peed in the cob salads. In fact, I would have peed in every f***in' cob salad every f***in' day so every one of those cocksuckers in that commissary would have had a taste of Peter f***in' Dragon. But you know what, Manny? That's just me. Move.

Manny Sanchez:
You're Peter Dragon?

Peter Dragon:
Yeah, I'm Peter Dragon. That's right. And while you've admirably restrained yourself over the years from peeing in the cob salads, I've made ten motion pictures that have earned this studio a billion dollars. So I'm gonna continue to park wherever the f*** I want because, unfortunately for you, I am Employee of the f***ing Century! Congratulations on your award, though. Your parents must be very proud.