Adventures in Wonderland1992

Mad Hatter:
Really, Hare! Do you have to make so much noise while I'm reading? You know I like it quiet enough to hear a feather fall.

March Hare:
I do now. What is that you're reading, anyway?

Mad Hatter:
The Search For The Mummy's Treasure.

March Hare:
When it comes to MY mummy, I'm her one and only treasure!

Mad Hatter:
Not that kind of mummy! Not mother! The kind of mummy I'm reading about is all wrapped up in cloth and walks like this.

[Imitates a mummy's walk and frightens the Hare]

March Hare:
He probably walks like that because his pants are wrapped too tight!

Mad Hatter:
No. He walks like that to scare archaeologists away from the treasure.