Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.2013

Leo Fitz:
Here's the new Night-Night pistol.

[Ward tries it out]

Grant Ward:
Sorry, Fitz. It's close, but it's just not right.

Leo Fitz:
[Quietly] 'Cause agent Coulson had no problems.

Grant Ward:
It's an ounce too heavy.

Skye:
[Sitting nearby] An ounce? Seriously?

Grant Ward:
It's the difference between success and failure. When you're on a rooftop with a 15-mile-an-hour wind, Your target is 500 yards away...

Leo Fitz:
Yeah, but we do have a rifle.

Grant Ward:
[Looks at Fitz] Lose the ounce. [Leaves]

Leo Fitz:
Yeah, okay. On it. "Lose the ounce". [Imitating Ward] I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I can shoot the legs off a flea from 500 yards, as long as it's not windy. [Skye laughs]

Jemma Simmons:
[Jemma Enters the Lab] So, Ward was here? Let me guess the night-night pistol again?

Leo Fitz:
Yeah, and he said it was off by an ounce.

Jemma Simmons:
Of course he did. [Also imitating Ward] I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I could rupture your spleen with my left pinky... blindfolded!