Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.2013

Jasper Sitwell:
[Jemma is trying to break into a restricted zone] Agent Simmons?

Skye:
[Over comm to Jemma] It's fine. Just play it cool.

Jemma Simmons:
Hello, Mr.Agent Sitwell, sir. May I help you?

Jasper Sitwell:
Call me Jasper.

Jemma Simmons:
Um, what brings you to this restricted hallway so late at night?

Jasper Sitwell:
I could ask you the same thing.

Jemma Simmons:
[Nervous] Oh, no, don't.

Skye:
Simmons, focus. Just make up an excuse.

Jemma Simmons:
I was just on my way to the loo. I could swear it was two rights and a left, but is that it here?

Jasper Sitwell:
That's a wall panel. Why are you accessing it?

Skye:
Don't spiral. Just say something. Anything.

Jemma Simmons:
You certainly have a gorgeous head, don't you? [Skye makes a "WHAT?" face] I like men that are about my height but heavier than me.

Skye:
Stop talking. Stop.