Alfred Hitchcock Presents1985

Himself - Host:
Good evening. I'm answering my correspondence. I receive some very interesting letters, threatening and otherwise. [reading] "Dear Mr Hitchcock, I am a man of 60, with a wife of 22. We have a handsome young man of 25 rooming with us. Yesterday I discovered ground glass in my sugar. Is this unusual? Anxious." Dear Anxious, yes this is unusual. I believe arsenic is customary in cases of this kind, but your wife is young: I'm sure she'll learn. [reading again] "Dear Mr Hitchcock, we have endured your snide and impertinent remarks about our commercials long enough. This is to warn you that..." So much for fan mail. Now we come to that part of the program for which the sponsor has been waiting. I am too prudent to describe it.