All Creatures Great and Small1978

Mr. Wiggins:
Well, hello there. pardner.

Tristan Farnon:
Hello, Mr. Wiggins, how are you?

Mr. Wiggins:
[chuckles] Well, Can't grumble, tha knows? Doing pretty well theeself, I'd say, from the look of that err... pretty little filly you got in tow.

Tristan Farnon:
Excuse me.

Mr. Wiggins:
Surely, boy, surely. [chuckles]

Tristan Farnon:
Hell's bells.

Alice McTavish:
What's the matter? Who's he?

Tristan Farnon:
Mr. Wiggins; known locally as Wiggins of the Wild West.

Alice McTavish:
Is he American?

Tristan Farnon:
No, Yorkshire as pudding.

Alice McTavish:
Why does he talk like that?

Tristan Farnon:
His story is that he once worked on a ranch in Texas. If you ask me, he got it all from watching Westerns. Must be one on tonight or he wouldn't be here. Never watches anything else.

Mr. Wiggins:
Oh, excuse me , pardner. Thank you.