All in the Family1971

Mike Stivic:
We're going to see something you know nothing about: culture. [Shows him the art exhibit book]

Archie Bunker:
Oh ho ho, look at this. No wonder he's getting himself so excited, it's one of his own here: A Polack art exhibit.

Mike Stivic:
That's 'Pollock'. Jackson Pollock. He happens to be a great American artist.

Archie Bunker:
Well he sure paints Polish. Look at this: he splashes and smears the paint over everything here. What do you mean? A monkey could do that. A great American artist? There ain't a tree or a flag or a president in the whole damn book.

Mike Stivic:
I'd explain it to you, Arch, but first you'd have to move your brain ahead two centuries.

Archie Bunker:
Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

Mike Stivic:
Ha, you can't even get that right! It's take a long walk off a short pier.

Archie Bunker:
Then do that.