All in the Family1971

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
[Opens a present from Gloria, reveals that it's a leather shoulder bag] Hey Gloria, this is great! [puts the bag over his shoulder] Just what I need to keep all my stuff in.

Edith Bunker:
Oh Archie, ain't that beautiful!

Archie Bunker:
Holy cow, a purse! Aw, that's just gorgeous there. [to Gloria] Did you buy him matching pantyhose?

Gloria Bunker-Stivic:
You're really sick.

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
Archie, this is a bag to carry things in. What's wrong with that?

Archie Bunker:
If you don't know buddy, I'll spell it out for you: "F-A-G FRUIT."

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
There you go again. Just because something looks a little bit different to you, you have to put a label on it, right?

Archie Bunker:
[affecting a lisp] Well, if the purse fithssss, wear it.