All in the Family1971

Archie:
We ought to forget the whole thing officers, it's a false alarm anyway, as you can see, everything is just peaches and beans.

Mike Stivic:
Wait a second! There was a crime committed here, will you stop worrying what people will think?

Archie:
I ain't worried about that, what I'm worried about is that this could come up before a judge in some court, and one of them guys will turn the whole thing around and make believe it's the woman's fault. What do you say to that, officers?

Cop:
We just lock them up, we don't try them.

Archie:
Oh well now there you go, Meathead, case closed.