All in the Family1971

[Edith is going through menopause, and Archie is planning a trip]

Edith Bunker:
I wanna talk about where we're going.

Archie Bunker:
Well, that's fine, there, Edith. If you want to talk about Florida, let's talk about Florida. And by the way, we ain't confirmed about going there yet.

Edith Bunker:
No, no, no! Not Florida! I want to go to Scranton.

Archie Bunker:
Scranton? Edith, uh, what is in Scranton?

Edith Bunker:
My cousin Emily.

Archie Bunker:
Your cousin Emily?

Edith Bunker:
You hate Emily!

Archie Bunker:
No, no, no, no, I don't, Edith. I don't hate Emily. I never said that, I never said that at all. No, I like her, and I like their little home in Scranton, there, and those four cute teenagers. I think her husband is a real nice guy, and I, I can't say that... I can't go on like this, that's one thing I can't do! I can't believe a word of anything I'm saying around here! This ain't natural! No, I don't like her, and I don't like her husband! He's a bum, and he always was, and she's a crank, and she always was! And I hate their four rotten kids! And the only way you're gettin' me to go to Scranton is if some screwball hijacks the airplane! I know all about your women's troubles there, Edith, but when I had the hernia that time I didn't make you wear the truss!

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
Come on, Archie!

Gloria Bunker-Stivic:
Daddy!

Archie Bunker:
No, no, no, Edith! If you're gonna have the change of life, you gotta do it right now! I'm gonna give you just thirty seconds. Now, come on, change!