All in the Family1971

Archie Bunker:
[discussing their bedroom problems] Ain't I always there? When you're in the mood?

Edith Bunker:
Yeah, Archie, and even when I ain't.

Archie Bunker:
Even when you ain't, how lucky can you get?

Edith Bunker:
I know. I was always lucky about that.

Archie Bunker:
Certainly you was always lucky about that.

Edith Bunker:
Even before we was married.

Archie Bunker:
Who'd you get lucky with before we was married?

Edith Bunker:
No, Archie, I didn't mean that. I mean that before we was married I had a long talk with my mother, see? [Archie visibly cringes] And she said to me that there was one thing about marriage that I wasn't gonna like, but it was a wife's duty, and I thought she was talking about doing the laundry, cause that's the only part about marriage that wasn't no fun.

Archie Bunker:
Is this gonna be long, Edith?

Edith Bunker:
No. So when I got pregnant...

Archie Bunker:
Not a nice word, not a nice word.

Edith Bunker:
When I got 'in the family way' with Gloria...

Archie Bunker:
Better, better, better, yeah.

Edith Bunker:
My mother said to me 'I see you're doing your duty as a wife', and I knew what she meant! And I didn't have the heart to tell her [grins, blushes] that I liked it.

Archie Bunker:
[stunned] But you should have told the old lady that! I mean maybe she would've given me some kind of respect.