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American Dad! is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman for the Fox Broadcasting Company. American Dad! is the first television series to have its inception on Animation Domination. The series pre… more »


Steve Smith:
[walking in a carnival with Roger] You spent all your money trying to win a hat with antlers?

Roger:
[angrily] I do not choose to discuss it.

Fortune Teller:
[pointing at Steve] I see a very lucky boy.

Steve Smith:
Wow, really? Will you tell my fortune?

Roger:
Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past: forty years of alcoholism and three doctorless abortions.

Fortune Teller:
You are a sad, angry little person.

Steve Smith:
That's uncanny!

Fortune Teller:
What would you like to know?

Steve Smith:
Uhm... I don't know. I guess just if there's anything special about me or...

Fortune Teller:
Yes! You are special. I - I see it!

Steve Smith:
Wow!

Roger:
Steve, she's just repeating whatever you say.

Steve Smith:
You're just jealous because I'm special and you're not. You're boring and regular. [walks off]

Roger:
Uh! "Regular"? Oh, Steven... I'm going to hurt you so bad. [to the fortune teller] I got a question about the future: you see yourself taking a shower ever?

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