American Dad!2005

Roger:
[inside the Mini Mart with Stan, both stoned] Stan. Do you feel lighter? I'm definitely getting lighter. I think I'm becoming immune to gravity.

Stanley Smith:
Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag? Wait! It's a cheetah! CheetAH. CheetOS. There is so much beauty in the world! [hugs the bag of Cheetos he is holding. Roger cries off-screen]

Roger:
Why do my wrists hurt? [Stan sees Roger lying on the floor]

Stanley Smith:
Cause you're lying on them.

Roger:
How can you hear what I'm thinking? [Stan poses a lot of snack bags on the check-out counter and speaks to the cashier]

Stanley Smith:
Do you live here? Cause I could live here, this place is great! [looking at the bags] Hey, look! Someone picked out all my favorite stuff!

the Cashier:
That'll be... [Roger arrives to the check-out counter holding a Colonial cat food bag]

Roger:
And this!

Stanley Smith:
Cat food?

Roger:
If I hold this, I won't float away.

the Cashier:
That'll be $147.

Roger:
What? Where would... Where are we gonna get that type of cash?

Stanley Smith:
We can turn in Jeff!

Roger:
I thought Jeff was innocent.

Stanley Smith:
Uh! We gotta save Jeff!