American Dad!2005
American Dad! is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman for the Fox Broadcasting Company. American Dad! is the first television series to have its inception on Animation Domination. The series pre… more »
Dr. Heisler:
[pointing to x-ray] See? The second bullet passed through your neck and pushed the first bullet out. You should be completely ambulatory again.
Stanley Smith:
[distraught] What good is that to a man who has to spend the rest of his life in a chair?
[stabs Stan in the leg with a fork]
Stanley Smith:
Aaaaaah! Doc, your fork has magical powers!
Dr. Heisler:
It's the bullet that saved you.
Stanley Smith:
This is great! We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!
Hayley Smith:
What?
Stanley Smith:
Without guns I'd still be in a wheelchair. Guns heal the sick!
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