American Dad!2005

Dr. Heisler:
[pointing to x-ray] See? The second bullet passed through your neck and pushed the first bullet out. You should be completely ambulatory again.

Stanley Smith:
[distraught] What good is that to a man who has to spend the rest of his life in a chair?

[stabs Stan in the leg with a fork]

Stanley Smith:
Aaaaaah! Doc, your fork has magical powers!

Dr. Heisler:
It's the bullet that saved you.

Stanley Smith:
This is great! We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!

Hayley Smith:
What?

Stanley Smith:
Without guns I'd still be in a wheelchair. Guns heal the sick!