Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

Andy Richter Controls the Universe is a sitcom which aired from 2002–2003 on the Fox network. The series was Andy Richter's first starring role after leaving NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien in 2000. It ran for two seasons, totaling nineteen epis… more »



Teak:
We're through with you.

Jessica:
That's terrible. [pause] Oh, I'm over it.

Phil:
You came between us like a wedge, you wedge-woman!

Jessica:
Whatever. Just give me your parking thingie and we'll get you outta here.

Teak:
You used your powers of sexual hotness to ruin our friendship.

Phil:
Yeah, like a succubus or a type five demon!

Jessica:
This whole thing has been in your heads. You love me, you hate me, who cares? Why don't you go find something to pierce, or tattoo, or inhale from a bag? But leave me the hell alone. [Jessica leaves]

Teak:
That was so hot.

Phil:
I want her so bad again.

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