Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

Teak:
We're through with you.

Jessica:
That's terrible. [pause] Oh, I'm over it.

Phil:
You came between us like a wedge, you wedge-woman!

Jessica:
Whatever. Just give me your parking thingie and we'll get you outta here.

Teak:
You used your powers of sexual hotness to ruin our friendship.

Phil:
Yeah, like a succubus or a type five demon!

Jessica:
This whole thing has been in your heads. You love me, you hate me, who cares? Why don't you go find something to pierce, or tattoo, or inhale from a bag? But leave me the hell alone. [Jessica leaves]

Teak:
That was so hot.

Phil:
I want her so bad again.