Aqua Teen Hunger Force2000

Frylock:
[wearing a surgical mask] You can get up now Carl, I think we're done.

Carl:
[moaning] Oh man...

Frylock:
Feel alright?

Carl:
Where'd you get these painkillers from? They're awesome!

Frylock:
Yeah maybe you should... just like... use pills forever.

Carl:
[the camera zooms up Carl's body, revealing him to be looking in a mirror while dressed in women's clothing, wearing nails and a wig, and with a scar near his forehead while sexy music plays] Yeah you're right. This was a very bad idea.

Master Shake:
Hey Carlina, wow!

Carl:
Oh yeah, I get it. Yeah, you put me under, dressed me as a woman, took pictures of me. Laugh's on me, huh?

Frylock:
Well no Carl, see heh, you're not just dressed like a woman.

Carl:
Oh do go on, please!

Frylock:
Well, it's pretty simple really. I removed your dick so no one will have no need to remove it!

Carl:
So the blood stain [on his crotch] is just... what is that me having my period I guess? Heh heh heh...

Frylock:
Well it could be, or it could just be the spot where I snipped your dick off...

Meatwad:
You're taking pretty good Carl. Kudos.

Carl:
Seem like this whole thing kinda defeats the purpose, ya know?

Frylock:
Yep, and what I just did was a very bad idea.

Carl:
Ya think maybe I could have my dick back? Oh wait, you know what? Maybe you should keep my dick, so you could uh... hump yourself! [storms off]

Master Shake:
Technically that would not be doing yourself, just for the record.