Aqua Teen Hunger Force2000

Santa Claus:
Ohhh, thank you Frylock. [gasps] If I survive... I'M GONNA BEAT THE F*CK OUT OF THAT LITTLE MEATBALL.

Frylock:
Santa, I am SO SORRY. Meatwad just... he got a little carried away...

Santa Claus:
He got A LOT carried away. You know that remote control racecar he's been wanting? Oh, he's gonna get it... FAR... UP HIS ASS!

Frylock:
Now, now, Santa... calm down...

Santa Claus:
Might see if the reindeers like MEAT this year!

Frylock:
Now lie down Santa, just... rest now, okay?

Santa Claus:
Oh, you! You're his asswipe roommate, aren't you? Oh, if I go down, who will deliver the toys? YOU? You have no idea how it works, do you? Don't even have a clue. Y'know what? Let me borrow your phone. HO HO HO HO. I'm gonna call the POLICE.

Frylock:
No, I don't think so. You're not going to do that.

Santa Claus:
I-is that a mirror? B-bring that to me. How does my face look?

Frylock:
Well... you'll be okay, soon as you grow... your beard back... and your eyebrows...

Santa Claus:
I'm Horror Claus! Oh, God... it's getting cold in here...

Frylock:
Meatwad, Get in here!

Santa Claus:
Yes, take a look at WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!