Aqua Teen Hunger Force2000

Santa Claus:
Thank you Frylock, for saving my life. Because if I survive this... I'm going to beat the sh*t out of that meatball!

Frylock:
Santa, it's not his fault. He just got a little carried away.

Santa Claus:
He got A LOT carried away. You know that remote control racecar Meatwads been wanting for Christmas? Oh he's gonna get it... FAR UP HIS ASS!

Frylock:
Santa, calm down you're going into shock.

Santa Claus:
Maybe I'll see if the reindeers like MEAT this year.

Frylock:
Santa, you should be fine by Christmas time.

Santa Claus:
Well then who will deliver the presents to the children? You have NO idea how it works do you? How about you get me a phone. Ho Ho Ho I'm calling the police.

Frylock:
No No Santa, you don't have to do that.

Santa Claus:
Get me a mirror I want to see myself.

Frylock:
I don't think that's the best idea.

Santa Claus:
Oh God, I'm Horror Claus!

Frylock:
Meatwad, Get in here!

Santa Claus:
Yes, see what you've done to me!