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Sterling Archer:
[outside the bathroom] So, uh, hey, hi, I'm, uh, Sterling Archer. You- you may remember me from the strip club and hopefully also from what was hands down the most incredible sex that I've personally ever had. Uh... hello? Oh right, so, uh, I know, uh, we had an- an implied oral agreement about heroin, but...

[Archer opens the bathroom door]

Pam Poovey:
Heroin?

Sterling Archer:
What-?

Pam Poovey:
[on the toilet] That's the last freakin' thing I need!

Pam Poovey:
[straining] I'm bound up tighter'n Dick's hat band.

Sterling Archer:
Oh no, no, no, not- Wait... were you? Did- did we...?

Pam Poovey:
Yeah, we did it and you loved it!

Sterling Archer:
[weakly] No, that's not... I can't...

[Archer passes out. Pam strains out a fart]

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