Archer2009

Malory Archer:
[on the phone] What? Yes I heard what you said! I can't believe the head of the DEA has the balls to say it! Oh is that a fact? Oh it is! [hangs up]

Sterling Archer:
So how did that go?

Malory Archer:
Oh fine. He was just explaining to me how Isis won't be collecting the bounty on Calzado.

Lana Kane:
What are you talking about?

Malory Archer:
Because apparently there's no proof that we didn't.

Lana Kane:
[angry] But we literally handed Calzado to him!

Malory Archer:
And in return did they hand you a signed receipt?

Sterling Archer:
No... oh sh*t.

Malory Archer:
Well done, because that's exactly the brand of unparalleled professional excellence I've come to expect at Isis.

Pam Poovey:
[running naked by Malory's office] NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! They'll never take me alive.

Malory Archer:
What was I saying? Oh yeah, unparalleled professional...

Doctor Krieger:
[following Pam with a tranquilizer gun] Oh for the love of god! Seal the exits!

Malory Archer:
Professional...

Cheryl Tunt:
[sitting naked with Ray on his wheelchair] That's our pee, and that's the last I better hear about it, because this stupid building is a tinderbox, and I'm going to burn it to the ground.

Malory Archer:
...Excellence...

Sterling Archer:
Oh speaking of excellence, did you hear we met a tiger? But... he... got... murdered.