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Malory Archer:
Well now this is just a disaster!

Brett Buckley:
Yeah, ya think?

Malory Archer:
Not you, Mr. Blood Mobile!

Sterling Archer:
[laughing] He got shot again.

Malory Archer:
Cyril was insisting we try to get the kidnappers to release Pam.

Lana Kane:
Weren't you gonna do that anyway?

Malory Archer:
If it came up. And will somebody answer the damn phone for once in their life?

Sterling Archer:
Looking your way, Brett.

Brett Buckley:
Hello?

Sterling Archer:
Was that so hard?

Brett Buckley:
Yes? Yeah, one sec. Kidnappers!

Lana Kane:
Okay, keep them on the line.

Sterling Archer:
I'm lead negotiator!

Lana Kane:
No you're not!