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Agent Lana Kane:
Uhh... Kill... Kill... God, when do I get to end so I can see what Cyril said?

Cheryl:
You seriously don't think that's hot?

Pam Poovey:
I seriously think you're scary!

Cheryl:
No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the sh*t out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...

Pam Poovey:
Jesus Christ!

Cheryl:
I know, right?

Agent Lana Kane:
What the hell!

Cheryl:
I'm wet just thinking about it.

Agent Lana Kane:
Cyril! Cyril, you get your ass out here right now!

Cheryl:
Is she freaking 'cause Cyril said he wanted to bang Danny, the intern?

Pam Poovey:
No, I think it's 'cause he said he wanted to marry her.

Cheryl:
She's so weird... Hey, will you choke me a little bit?

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