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Sterling Archer:
Well, then it sucks to be you!

Malory Archer:
You'll be who it will suck to be if I have to call my Bridge-partner!

Sterling Archer:
Ooo! Who's your Bridge-partner?

Malory Archer:
The district attorney.

Sterling Archer:
So?

Woodhouse:
Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face. And she says she can't go to a hospital because she's, I quote, "tripping balls".

Sterling Archer:
[Awkward pause] You know when I was little, I used to pretend you weren't my mother.

Malory Archer:
Me too.