Archer2009

Sterling Archer:
Looks like we've got a Mexican standoff, kremensky.

Krenshaw:
How is this a Mexican standoff?

Agent Lana Kane:
Dumbass.

Krenshaw:
I don't care if you shoot her.

Cyril Figgis:
I do.

Krenshaw:
But what if I shoot her, mama's boy?

Malory Archer:
Sterling.

Krenshaw:
Yes, picture her dead in the gutter...

Malory Archer:
Sterling!

Krenshaw:
...and what your pathetic life will be like without old mommy dearest.

Agent Lana Kane:
Jesus Christ!

Malory Archer:
What?

Cyril Figgis:
What is it?

Agent Lana Kane:
He's got an erection!

Malory Archer:
What?

Krenshaw:
What the hell is wrong with you people? [pushes Malory away, and gets shot]

Sterling Archer:
Nothing. You on the other hand- [Malory hits him with her purse] ow! OW!

Malory Archer:
An erection?

Sterling Archer:
Hey! What's in there - Buckles?

Malory Archer:
The thought of me dead give you an erection?

Sterling Archer:
No, just half of one. The other half would have really missed you. I mean, not... ugh. [Malory sighs] Johnny bench called.